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Terminal 2. OK. Got it.

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Heading there now.

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Change room's opposite the chemist.

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Flight VR724 to
Abu Dhabi is now departing gate 17.

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Hey!

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Slow down, mate.

7
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Oi!

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Stop right now!

9
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There you go, my friend.
Get yourself a feed.

10
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Hey!

11
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Auckland's landed now, AT12.

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And RE52's landed.

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Scan for unattended luggage,
gates 12 to 17.

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Copy that.

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- Can't see anything, Ziv.
- We have a Code Bravo, over.

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Need you in International.
Ziv's hit the panic button.

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International?
Yep, I'm heading there now.

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Stop right now!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- Mate, we got this.
- Er, give me a minute, will you, Ziv?

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It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
Just breathe.

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That's the way.

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Um...you speak English?

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- Jugete perdido.
- Perdido.

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Ask him for his passport
and his boarding pass.

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Hold on a minute, mate.
I think he's lost.

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Perdido?

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No estoy perdido. Mi hermana
perdio su conejo de juguete.

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Mate, this is a security issue,
not a language lesson.

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Ah! Er, donde?

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- Creo que en el cafe.
- El cafe?

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Er, about 30 minutes ago.

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You know, it's at least three
hours before anything arrives here.

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Yeah, but...

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Also, you still haven't returned
my noise-cancelling headphones.

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Yeah, hang up.

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Tobias, I can't right now, man.

38
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The Buenos Aires flight today
is causing chaos. It's crazy.

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- Can you try the parents' room?
- Dude, are you serious?

40
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The Shanghai flight's been circling
for, like, 30 minutes

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because of you.

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But... Hang on, hang on.

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There you are.
Person of interest located.

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Cleaner's trolley outside the prayer
room with a broom up its arse.

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You're welcome.

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Hey! What are you doing?
Don't touch my trolley!

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Long story, Connie!

48
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I'll get rid of these.

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Johnny, Johnny,
I need to get through.

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- Through the scanner, please.
- No, he's fine.

51
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Flight AT37 to Buenos
Aires is now closing.

52
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Please make your way
to Gate 26 immediately.

53
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Here they are. Don’t worry.

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Hurry! Hurry!

55
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What the hell were you thinking?

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- Bunny!
- The plane was going to leave.

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Buenos Aires can’t wait much longer.

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And if the plane had left?

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Let’s go.

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Flight AT37 to Buenos Aires
is now closed.

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Excuse me?
Where can I fill my water bottle?

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Um, there's a tap
right through there.

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Thanks.

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- Yes, sir?
- My wife needs a wheelchair.

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when this life is o'er

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You rebooking our flights?

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I said,
are you rebooking our flights?

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I'm very happy to once I receive
your assistance dog paperwork.

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Isn't that discrimination?

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No, that's the law.

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You know, Mr Collins would've
easily fit under the seat in front.

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If his legs were amputated.

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Now that...
that is not very Christian of you.

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I take it
you haven't read Leviticus, then?

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Ah.

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Is she your wife? She's pretty.

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What does she do?

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She, um...

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She works in youth services.

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So there's absolutely no one
who can look after Mr Collins

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while you go on holiday?

85
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The holiday is for Mr Collins.

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Yeah, of course it's for Mr Collins.

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- Knock, knock.
- Rog.

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I'm just saying my farewells.

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I feel like a scapegoat, mate.

90
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I mean, how is one terminal manager

91
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responsible
for airport rankings crashing?

92
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But hey, you know,

93
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you gotta let the ceiling fall in,
or whatever it needs to do.

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Well, at least you get to spend
more time at home with the family.

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Oh, there's the last place
I want to be.

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Three adult kids living at home and
a wife who's either hot or angry.

97
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Yeah. Time's up, boomers.

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Um, listen, mate,
I gave you pretty free rein,

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but the new TM, um,
Mira something-or-other,

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she might interpret
some of your pastoral care as...

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..crossing the line.

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One hundred percent.

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Optics on this, not great.

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Yep.

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Um, sorry, Rog. DBA.

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Yeah, I'll see you at the send-off.
There's a bar tab at O'Leary's.

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Yeah? Cool.

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Now, don't touch anything.

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Yep, be right with you.

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Shaolong and Alex Zhang,
father and son,

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both Australian citizens
coming home on AT56 from Shanghai.

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The deceased is in his mid-60s.

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And the plane's been delayed
so crew members,

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some of them are quite distressed.

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At work. I can't talk.

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The cooking time...the cooking time
was from frozen. Mum!

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If I come home

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and the frickin' oven is looking
like something from Pompeii,

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I will take the TV remote off you
for a year.

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If I evict my mum,
do you think I'll go to hell?

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No.

122
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But she'll probably claim
elder abuse.

123
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She totally will!

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Viv, use your knees.

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Jack, outside!

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Z-H-A-N-G. Zhang.

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No, I can't hear you, Chap. I can't.

128
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Nuala, I said belt cinque.

129
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We have a dead body on arrival.

130
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I need to get the son
through customs fast.

131
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.

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You know that Roger the Dodger still
hasn't fixed my fan, don't you?

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- Roger's been made redundant.
- Well, thank fucking Christ for that.

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I'm not sure Christ
was on the executive committee, Lex.

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- Can you isolate their bags for me?
- No, I can't do that, Chap.

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Sergei's just done his back.

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And you know that Barney crashed...
There's bags all over the tarmac.

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Sorry, Lex, can't hear you.
I'll text you through the details.

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No, no, no, don't. Don't...

140
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Yes, Chaplain. No, Chaplain.
Two bloody bags, Chaplain.

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Not there! No! No, no, no!

142
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No, no,
we need them both to bid

143
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so just keep Wilson Street
on the lowdown.

144
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Alex?

145
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Call me back
if they're not going to play ball.

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Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.

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Please accept my condolences
for your father's death.

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I'm here to help
in any way that I can.

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Right.

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Now, once the coroner
has given us clearance,

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Mr Zhang will need to be transported
to a funeral home.

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I don't suppose you have one in mind?

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- Oh, um...
- No, no. That's OK.

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I can help arrange that if you like.

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Er, sorry. Work.

156
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Were you and your father close?

157
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,480
Not really.

158
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,480
Were you in Shanghai on holiday
or...?

159
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,680
Work trip. Family business.

160
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Would you like me to say a prayer
for him?

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- We're Buddhist.
- Not a problem.

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Namo Ratna Trayaya.

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- Namah Arya Avalokites...
- Is that your first language?

164
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,120
Um, well, no, it's... I mean, it's...

165
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Sorry, mate.
The flight was circling for ages.

166
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,200
The plane to Buenos Aires
couldn't leave, apparently.

167
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,520
You'd think they'd prioritise
a medical emergency.

168
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,800
No. No, not at this stage.

169
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,320
Yeah.

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00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,720
Mm-hm.

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00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,480
Yep. Yep, just speak to Mahoud.

172
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,000
Hey, can you look into something
for me?

173
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,280
Hey. Oh, you dropped it.

174
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,240
The manifest for AT56 from Shanghai.

175
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,200
Yep. I just want to ascertain
the time of death.

176
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,560
No, I'm not authorised.

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OK, thanks.

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00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,760
- Hey, Tobias.
- Hey, Johnny.

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00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,080
Er, this old Bulgarian fella
had them in his hand luggage.

180
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,360
Says he needs to take them
for his prostate, so...

181
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My prostate is terrific,
thanks, Johnny.

182
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:53,040
Anyway, aren't we supposed
to destroy confiscated items?

183
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,360
Er, yeah, but outgoing
isn't a biosecurity risk.

184
00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,280
Mr Collins is not a biosecurity risk
so why wasn't he let through?

185
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,440
Hm?

186
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,040
Right, I have a quote here
for animal freight,

187
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,040
not including the crate, for $2,467.

188
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,320
Two thousand...

189
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,840
How am I supposed to afford that,
huh?

190
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,760
I'm on unpaid stress leave.

191
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,280
Well, we're down to two options,
Nino.

192
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:25,360
Either you and Mr Collins go home
or Mr Collins goes in the hold.

193
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,080
Why is he called Mr Collins?

194
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,720
After my dad.

195
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,120
Gave him to me.

196
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,720
Right before he died of cancer.

197
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,480
Sorry. Sorry, man.

198
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,160
Look, I might be able to help you

199
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,760
with the crate.

200
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800
Sami?

201
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,880
Yep, OK. No, no.
I'll be right with you.

202
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,520
Oh... Take...

203
00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,760
Can I have a prune?

204
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,760
Sure. Yeah.

205
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,120
Sami.

206
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,720
What's up?

207
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,000
Well, busy day for the prayer room,
as you can see.

208
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,480
Hey, so this new TM wants us
to report all security incidents

209
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080
and any terminal disruptions
directly to her.

210
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,120
- Right?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

211
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,880
I think she's been briefed
to be hypervigilant

212
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,040
after Roger's hedge trimmer incident

213
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,920
lost us
the Continental Air contract.

214
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,080
Anyhoos, um, I have noticed that you
actually breached the security...

215
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,480
Sorry.

216
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,720
Sami, can you bring up carousel five?

217
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,520
Who's that?

218
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,200
- Alex Zhang. Sorry.
- Wait, Tobias...there's the breach.

219
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,360
Kills me.

220
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,640
No, the body shouldn't
go to the funeral home.

221
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,800
Well, his son made a mistake.

222
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,440
Well, because he was in shock.

223
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,520
Yeah.

224
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,560
Well, I know it's not protocol,
but it's cultural tradition.

225
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,000
Yeah, he's with me now.

226
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,720
Airport chaplain.

227
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,040
Thank you.

228
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,520
Do you want me to...?
Oh, no, mate.

229
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,880
I'd lose my mother as well if she
heard you butchering the Abhidhamma.

230
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,440
Thank you.

231
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,000
- O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?

232
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,520
- How are you?
- How are you?

233
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,760
- O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?

234
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,080
How are you?

235
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,760
- Are you OK?
- Are you OK?

236
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,760
- Daijoubu desu ka?
- Daijoubu desu ka?

237
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,720
- Are you OK?
- Are you OK?

238
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:10,600
- Toire wa dokodesu ka?
- Toire wa dokodesu ka?

239
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,720
- Where is the toilet?
- Where is the toilet?

240
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,840
Hi. It's, um...

241
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,080
Um, just wanted to see how you are.

242
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:29,520
Um, no need to call me back unless...
unless you want to.

243
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,720
Um...

244
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,080
OK. Bye.

245
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,600
Oh, it's Dad.

246
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:59,200
Dear Lord, I'm ever grateful
for your grace and mercy.

247
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,720
Forgive me my failings.

248
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,520
And watch over my colleagues
and my family.

249
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,560
Amen.

250
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,680
That's what happens

251
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,040
when the public service
stops being accountable.

252
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,840
Coming up, we have Sian Collins

253
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,640
talking about
her tax-free commission

254
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for the South Australian...

255
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:35,360
for the South Australian...

256
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,400
What's the scoop
on the new TM then?

257
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,960
Apparently,
when she was at Hong Kong airport,

258
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,840
she replaced the cleaning staff
with robots.

259
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,400
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

260
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,080
One more. Jeez!

261
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,720
You know, they did that same thing
in Denver.

262
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,520
- They used, um, robot cranes.
- Oh, really?

263
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,120
How did it turn out?

264
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,560
Turned into a fucking horror movie,
is how it turned out.

265
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,440
Morning, Lex. Morning, Connie.

266
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,600
You're in for footy tipping
this year?

267
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,400
Absolutely, Connie. Count me in.

268
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,560
Come on the Pies!

269
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,280
You need to do something
about that prayer room.

270
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,760
People get aggressive
when they can't pray.

271
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,880
- Yeah, I know, I do.
- Yeah? Who do you pray to?

272
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,800
The god of the air.
The god of the sea.

273
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,240
The god of the ciggy.

274
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,280
Oh!

275
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,440
Oh, fuck!

276
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,520
Oh, my God! You will not
believe what I just saw!

277
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,600
Oat milk, two sugar.

278
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,520
You got a tub for dog stuff?

279
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,760
Row C. Canine.
Third tub on the left.

280
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,560
The other left.

281
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,560
Come on! Come, come.

282
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,640
Good boy! Who's a good boy? Come on!

283
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,960
Good boy! Who's a good boy?

284
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,280
OK, you're off to Cairns.
Beautiful this time of year.

285
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,880
We're actually going
to Port Douglas.

286
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh, nice! You getting the bus up?

287
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,520
Nah. My dad's picking us up
from the airport.

288
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,840
I'll catch you, T.

289
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,120
Come, come!

290
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,040
That's not carry on. That won't fit.

291
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,080
Come, come!

292
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,440
OK.

293
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,400
- TM's not giving up.
- Good luck.

294
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,720
Next, please.

295
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,360
Come on in. Toby, right?

296
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,840
- Mira Ansari-Cole.
- Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.

297
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,760
Lovely to meet you, Mira.

298
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880
Oh.

299
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,800
That's so tacky, isn't it?

300
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,760
I think the cleaner left it for me.

301
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,800
You're a hard man to catch.

302
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,480
Yes. I'm sorry about yesterday.

303
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,240
I had some rather pressing
pastoral care duties.

304
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,160
Yes, the dead body on arrival.

305
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,640
Thankfully, not a death
in Australian airspace.

306
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,840
- It wasn't?
- No.

307
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,760
Mr Zhang died
an hour out of Shanghai

308
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,360
- according to the flight manifest.
- Oh, that's great.

309
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400
I mean...

310
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,320
..it's not great, obviously,
but, er...

311
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,720
How would you describe
your role here, Tobias?

312
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,280
Oh, well, er,
a pretty broad-ranging,

313
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,840
but primarily providing emotional,
spiritual, and practical support

314
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,640
for passengers but also for staff.

315
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,520
I mean, if you, for example, ever...
were ever in need of a...

316
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,560
Thank you.

317
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,000
Sorry, are you a Christian chaplain?

318
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,920
I do have a personal faith, yes,
but the job is all faith inclusive.

319
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Right.

320
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,240
Look, moving forward, I would love
for you to submit a daily report.

321
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,360
I don't think you'd
like to read every detail of my day.

322
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,640
The devil is in the detail,
is it not, Tobias?

323
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,600
Ah, well, there is some contention

324
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,600
over where exactly the devil resides.

325
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,200
What happened yesterday
was a serious security breach.

326
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,560
Er, that is a stuffed toy.

327
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,200
There could have been a knife
inside it.

328
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,520
A bomb.

329
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,520
That stuffed toy could have caused
an international incident.

330
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,600
But it didn't.

331
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,720
Sorry, I have to take this.

332
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,760
Yeah?

333
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,480
I need you to come
to the prayer room now.

334
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,880
Someone has locked themselves
in there.

335
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,440
- Come now!
- Yeah, OK. No, I'll be right there.

336
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,520
- Emergency.
- I'll call the AFP.

337
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,200
Oh, no, it's more of a spiritual
emergency. Chaplain's remit.

338
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840
- Connie?
- She's stolen personal property.

339
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
Hi.

340
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,120
I'm Tobias, the airport chaplain.

341
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,160
I'm here to help you.

342
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,160
It's OK, really.
No one's gonna hurt you.

343
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
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